Shiny Audi

Two old fart owners and 57000 miles. 1600cc splendidly undergeared auto, and porntastic green draylon interior. This really was a fantastic motor, and all it needed was an angle grinder to the springs. Sadly, the insurance company wanted over 700 to insure it. Why? Apparently it is a luxurious car, hence the premium. It was then swapped in a shady deal for some furniture.

Come on, you know it makes sense

Sigh. Dammit, the insurance company denied this happening